20 Jul 2015

MASS DAMAGE, THEFT AND BATTERY

First off, I'd like to raise a glass and wish Mr T a happy birthday.

PLEASE NOTE: Whilst I endeavour to keep Media Monday family friendly some of the newspapers featured do have links to articles of a more adult nature. TT


Having managed to empty an entire barrel of beer onto the floor and knocked glasses and bottles from a shelf a drunken squirrel caused mass damage to a Worcestshire pub.

Arrested .... 

A commuter was 'marched away' by a community support officer for 'Illegally abstracting' 0.052p worth of electricity after he recharged his mobile phone in a London Overground train.


A Grimsby Town football supporter has gone on trial after allegedly hitting a steward with an inflatable shark as he celebrated his team's 3-1 victory.



10 comments:

Literary Feline said...

Happy birthday to Mr. T!

I've seen people illegally charging their phones at Disneyland. They have official charging stations, but if you know where to look, there are spots throughout the park where outlets are hidden(and, no, I have never tried to use one--I'd be the one to get caught. LOL). Obviously not as well hidden as Disneyland would like.

Kelly said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. T.!!!

That squirrel story is priceless. I have several squirrel lovers I'll have to share it with.

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

I actually understand the theft of electricity. Imagine if a lot of people did this all at once. Yea, people would do that. :p

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

Oh and Happy Birthday Mr. T!!

Gina R said...

Happy birthday wishes to Mr. T....and let's hope that squirrel doesn't pay you guys a visit. Or his nutty little friends. ^-^

Brian Joseph said...

Happy Birthday to Mr. T.

It sounds like that squirrel may actually be a prohibitions. I believe that in the US, in the nineteenth century the prohibitionists would go and wreck bars and pour the liquor on the ground.

Lindsay said...

Belated Happy Birthday to Mr T! Ooh poor squirrel!

Brandi Kosiner said...

Hmm, never thought about that as stealing electricity

Suko said...

Tracy, I can understand wanting to charge one's phone on the go. The way you present the squirrel story is very funny. Happy birthday to Mr.T!

Neal Terry said...

Thank you for the birthday greetings.