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Having managed to empty an entire barrel of beer onto the floor and knocked glasses and bottles from a shelf a drunken squirrel caused mass damage to a Worcestshire pub.
A commuter was 'marched away' by a community support officer for 'Illegally abstracting' 0.052p worth of electricity after he recharged his mobile phone in a London Overground train.
A Grimsby Town football supporter has gone on trial after allegedly hitting a steward with an inflatable shark as he celebrated his team's 3-1 victory.