FROM VENDING MACHINES FOR DOGGIES TO LINGERIE FOR MEN.

Whose a good dog then? Hungry canines in south London were given an unexpected treat when the world’s first vending machine for dogs pitched up on Clapham Common, London, this week but, whilst their owners can just pull out some loose change in exchange a sugary treat, these dogs were made to work hard for their rewards as every element of the machine was created with a dog’s needs in mind, encouraging fun engagement and exercise. MORE

Oh dear! OR words to that effect ........ Jigsaw maker Dave Evens, 60, is in bits after a world record 19ft 6in by 8ft, 40,000 part jigsaw puzzle made up of a montage of photographs of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee he had just finished making collapsed into pieces. MORE

Looking on the bright side ..... so you are unable to park the car but there's enough light to make seeing the keyhole easy.... An embarrassed  great-grandmother had a driveway laid just days after the council put a new lamp post outside her home and now faces a £1,200 bill to move it so that relatives can park there. MORE

Can you spot what is missing? Workmen painted yellow zig-zags and the word 'School' on the road outside of a school in Chester, failing to spot the school was bulldozed four years ago. MORE

What do you mean you aren't Captain Hook?  The members of Parkham Women’s Institute like to make their meetings a bit of fun by holding a light-hearted competition so when a visiting speaker came to give a talk about piracy, they decided to dress up as Long John Silvers and Captain Hooks, complete with eye patches, plastic cutlasses and even a toy parrot.only to discover their guest speaker (who thankfully had a sense of humour) had actually been booked to give an account of his terrifying experiences of being held hostage by ...... Somali pirates. MORE

And now for the news from abroad ....

A novel way of overcoming writers block? Chad Leslie Peters, an 'experimental exotic novelist' is offering an intern, an open-minded 20+ woman who practises safe sex, the chance to begin an affair with him for his new book which will detail every aspect of a mutually-agreed to romantic affair between the author and a young FEMALE lover as experienced over 30 days. MORE

WARNING: Only scroll down if you aren't eating your breakfast/dinner/tea ......

I'm all for equality BUT ..... Australian lingerie firm, HommeMystere, is launching a new range for men which include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t ride up halfway through the night.' MORE

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