Ah, how times have changed .....
Given that just like nearly everyone else my real name was given to me as a baby by others before my character was formed. Thankfully I bear no resemblance to ......
A dumb (generally peroxide) blonde who wears white stiletto heels and favours short, tight clothes, I have had a 'boob job', and tend to over-do the fake tan.
Vulgar, unintelligent and promiscuous, I've lost count of the number of Wayne's and Kevin's I've dated, my best friend is Sharon.
Yes, this is me, this is Tracy
OR at least its the stereotypical Tracy of so many 'jokes'.
Huh, originally to be called Carol, how did my parents look at me and decide, no, I looked like a Tracy?
Must have been all of that blonde hair and fake tan.
Seriously though, if I was to have been born in New Zealand I'm sure my name would have be on the list of 77 names to be banned.
That's right, officials have banned names such as ......
- Queen Victoria - the 'rules' forbid the use of any official title or rank so likewise 'Duke', 'King' and 'Princess were among those turned down
- Justice (most 'popular' of the names to be banned, it was rejected 62 times)
- Mafia No Fear
As in the case of the parents who had seemingly run out of inspiration ......
- 5th More.
Hmm, much better a nickname (stemming from an old word, ‘ekename’, meaning ‘additional name’) which, after all, probably represents the 'real' us anyway.
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