WHEN TWO OUT OF FIVE AREN'T TRUE.

- Shared by a friend on FaceBook.

No, I'm not going to bake a napkin in your pancake, stick a buzzer in your handshake or any of these other things but what I am going to do is share with you five stories about myself only three of which will be true, the other two being April Fool's Day tall-tales. Can you guess which are which? I'll post the answers Wednesday.

1. My grandad once killed our ill goldfish by trying to cure it by putting Andrews Salts (a remedy for indigestion) into its bowl.
2. As my first and last names begin with the letter 'T' and my middle with the letter 'I' I hate using my initials.
3. I've only been to Berwick twice and both times I ended up in the A & E department.
4. I spent a night in the cells in Poland.
5. I once spent 24 hours sitting in a bath full of cold baked beans to raise money for charity.

And just in case it had slipped your mind ..... not only is today April Fool's Day  , many of us will also be celebrating Easter Monday so .......

For a round-up of the April Fools Day articles to hit the news here in England click HERE.

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