MARITAL BLISS (AND MORE) ON INTERNATIONAL JOKE DAY.

Ha-ha, He-he, Lol, Rofl - yes, tomorrow it's International Joke Day and I thought I'd share these howlers with you.


Please feel free to share your favourite joke with us either by leaving it in my comment box or if you haven't already done so by posting it on your blog, just don't forget to tell us you have done so.


Wife: 'There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous.'
Wife: 'I tell you there is water in the carburetor.'
Husband: 'You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?'
Wife: 'In the swimming pool.' 
- Thanks to Erica on FaceBook.


And one of my favourites .........


A man is watching a film with haunting organ music on tv when all of a sudden he yells out 'You idiot, don't enter that church, it's a trap.'
On hearing him shout out his wife asks him what he is watching.
The husband replies 'Our wedding video.'
(To see more click on 'Labels' which is on the bottom of the sidebar at the right hand side of my blog)


A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife hits him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' he asks.
His wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny written on it that I found in your trouser pocket.'
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I had a bet on.'
Apologising his wife got on with the housework.
Three days later the man is sitting watching tv when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asks.
Her reply?
'Your horse phoned.'
- Thanks to MadPriest on FB.


Once upon a time there was a man who seemed perfectly normal except for one thing .... he was red.
One day, the red man was in the shower when the doorbell rang and so putting on a towel he ran downstairs and opened the door to find the postman standing there when, whoops, his towel dropped.
The postman got such a shock that he ran out into the street and, thud, was hit by a 4x4.
The moral of the story?
NEVER CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE RED MAN IS FLASHING.
- Thanks to our niece, Becky Boo (13)


An English professor was trying to make extra money by selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. At his next scheduled stop, he knocked at a door which was promptly opened by a little girl.
"Young lady, may I please have a word with your mother?" he asked.
"Nah, she ain't home," she replied.
Taken aback, the man scolded the little girl "Where is your grammar?"
"She's upstairs taking a bath."
- Thanks to Tom on FB.


Remember: Dogs and cats are better than children because they ....

1. Eat less
2. Usually come when called
3. Are easier to train
4. Don't ask for money all the time
5. Don't drink or smoke
6. Don't hang out with annoying friends
7. Never ask to drive the car
8. Don't have to have the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children. - Thanks Naida on FB.

Also sharing jokes with us are the following bloggers. Please be sure to drop by to share the jokes that are tickling their funny bones.

• KELLY'S THOUGHTS AND RAMBLINGS.
• HUSBAND DEAREST
• GRANDMERE
• JOHN @ FULL ON FORWARD
• HEATHER @ BOOKS AND QUILTS.

PS Please be sure to stop by tomorrow for more jokes yet to be added.