26 Jun 2011
TWO MEN ARE HUNTING IN THE WOODS.
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He's not breathing and his eyes are rolled back.
The other man takes out his mobile phone and calls emergency services.
He says to the operator "My friend is dead, what do I do?"
The operator replies in a soothing voice "Calm down, I can help. Firstly, lets make sure he is dead."
There was silence then the sound of a gun being fired.
The man comes back on the line and says "Ok, what do I do now?"
- Voted best joke of 2002, thanks Niece #2 for sending this.