"Do something funny for money" .......
If only Husband dearest hadn't decided (along with hundreds, possibly millions, of others) that it might be a fun idea to dye his hair bright red.
"What is she wittering on about now?" I hear many of you ask.
Tomorrow, Friday the 18th of March is RED NOSE DAY, of course. Aimed at raising money for charities both here in the UK and in Africa,
"Red Nose Day is a day like no other when the whole country gets together to do something funny for money and change countless lives in the process."
Anyway, in the spirit of the day I thought I could .....
- Wear something funny for money
- Eat something funny for money OR ......
- Try ANY OF THESE OTHER FUNDRAISING IDEAS (as long as it doesn't involve me dying my hair red or sitting in a bath full of cold baked beans.)
Knowing how much you all love my jokes (no groaning, thank you very much) I thought I'd literally be funny for money, so here goes .......
Police are appealing for help in finding a man who stabbed 6 people with a knitting needle.
They think he's following some sort of pattern.
I've got £100 in one trouser pocket and another £100 in the other trouser pocket, what have I got?
Someone else's trousers on.
Two sausages were cooking in a frying pan.
One says to the other, "Phew, it's hot in here."
The other says, "Oh my God! A talking sausage."
So, why not join me in .......
Naggingsuggesting Hd re-think dying his hair red OR
- Telling us your favourite joke?
AND for yet more jokes click HERE for BBC Derby's Gagathon.