tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post4467591850382287376..comments2024-03-15T03:54:16.131+00:00Comments on Pen and Paper: DOING SOMETHING ..... FUNNY(?)Felicity Grace Terryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17852843882007267665noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-9451238146546586402011-03-22T07:37:16.495+00:002011-03-22T07:37:16.495+00:00Tracy, please delete this and my repeat comment. M...Tracy, please delete this and my repeat comment. My computer is so slow and so am I. I think I'll go to bed now. XDpurplumehttp://wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-39465255205182313492011-03-22T07:35:13.291+00:002011-03-22T07:35:13.291+00:00I say red hair
1. I thought I saw an eye doctor ...I say red hair<br /><br />1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .<br />2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.<br />3. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.<br />4. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'<br />5. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.<br />6. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'<br />7. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'<br />8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.<br />9. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.<br />10. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.purplumehttp://www.purplume.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-48327154342149658382011-03-22T07:32:15.292+00:002011-03-22T07:32:15.292+00:00I hope your hubby did the red hair. I think everyo...I hope your hubby did the red hair. I think everyone should have red hair at least once.<br />Love the knitting needle joke.<br />I received these puns in the mail --<br />1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .<br />2. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.<br />3. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.<br />4. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'<br />5. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.<br />6. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'<br />7. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'<br />8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.<br />9. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.<br />10. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.purplumehttp://www.purplume.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-86121648318113723822011-03-18T21:45:09.816+00:002011-03-18T21:45:09.816+00:00There are moments in a chaps life when he needs to...There are moments in a chaps life when he needs to realise that his wife's objections are a little more than simple fun. So sorry to dissapoint but there will be no red-hair photographs, I couldn't face it. She is really scary you know!Revd. Neal Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09542436308490963201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-43027076548378242412011-03-18T19:57:01.486+00:002011-03-18T19:57:01.486+00:00I loved the first joke! - but as today was ´markin...I loved the first joke! - but as today was ´marking essays day´ (which is NOT fun) and not at all red nose day in the vicarage, the rules don´t apply to me (I can never remember jokes anyway).Dorte Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14535044092722418173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-23603987519782081662011-03-18T14:39:07.741+00:002011-03-18T14:39:07.741+00:00ROFLMAO!!! especially I loved the one about the re...ROFLMAO!!! especially I loved the one about the red hair and the trouser joke!<br />Thanks I needed that!<br /><br />Big hugs!<br /><br />B xxBetty Manousoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08549686306725800208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-56070881222529967872011-03-18T05:20:57.883+00:002011-03-18T05:20:57.883+00:00Thanks for sharing these jokes,I was a feeling a b...Thanks for sharing these jokes,I was a feeling a bit down today but after reading the trouser joke i was all smiles. thanks for making me feel better.chitrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11162975193030085486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-25749614522410292532011-03-18T03:59:28.478+00:002011-03-18T03:59:28.478+00:00So hilarious... Especially the first one, someone ...So hilarious... Especially the first one, someone else's trousers, hah :):)<br />Just the perfect way to start my day!!<br />Have a smiling day:)Artihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14606566484548310912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-34158855979384655232011-03-18T03:34:51.328+00:002011-03-18T03:34:51.328+00:00Since I am a terrible joke teller, I'll stcik ...Since I am a terrible joke teller, I'll stcik with encouraging your husband to resume life in his originating hair color. <br /><br />I love this holiday, however. We don't have it here but I think it's a great idea to raise awareness.<br /><br />I love the trouser joke and unfortunately, much too true for my circumstances.<br /><br />Cheers, my friend.<br />:-)<br />TraciStarTracihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02119043204191845721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-89750172242955804172011-03-18T01:25:44.487+00:002011-03-18T01:25:44.487+00:00Here is a joke my brother made up when he was litt...Here is a joke my brother made up when he was little and it has always made me laugh.<br /><br />Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />To see Hank.Jennershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044537551139633301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-42499943424578098572011-03-17T22:34:54.503+00:002011-03-17T22:34:54.503+00:00I hadn't heard of red nose day before venturin...I hadn't heard of red nose day before venturing here! This is the perfect "holiday" for your blog, which is ALWAYS funny! Will you post a pic of hubby with red locks? :)Sukohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11893742747135555499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-29197109625491830602011-03-17T21:51:05.227+00:002011-03-17T21:51:05.227+00:00Oh Tracy....you and the jokes. ^_^ Thanks for sha...Oh Tracy....you and the jokes. ^_^ Thanks for sharing the smiles across the miles and good luck on the "funny thing" you choose!Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01067420839553243250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-55217342968061561822011-03-17T18:56:47.804+00:002011-03-17T18:56:47.804+00:00You caught me off guard with the knitting needle j...You caught me off guard with the knitting needle joke. I burst out laughing when I read it!! <br /><br />One of my favorite jokes might be a little too risque for here. I'll e-mail it. <br />:)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00859017153454691633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-83890086104991535462011-03-17T18:51:10.061+00:002011-03-17T18:51:10.061+00:00The red hair bit was quite funny and it made me sm...The red hair bit was quite funny and it made me smile. Hope things r good at ur end.Sanandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03817075206507824479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-51430401660675440962011-03-17T18:37:19.963+00:002011-03-17T18:37:19.963+00:00I love the jokes! :)I love the jokes! :)Golden Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08721520451194318436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-25344221894750611032011-03-17T16:42:38.089+00:002011-03-17T16:42:38.089+00:00Loved your jokes. My kids have both gone for redd...Loved your jokes. My kids have both gone for reddish hair this year and since then the jokes about 'gingers' have faded considerably. can't imagine why?Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04501259287565067209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-82696704866697228052011-03-17T16:17:32.244+00:002011-03-17T16:17:32.244+00:00Ooh, you are naughty dr.antony.
Misha, don't ...Ooh, you are naughty dr.antony.<br /><br />Misha, don't encourage him, it's not funny.<br /><br />Thanks for pointing that error out Lilly, I've corrected it. A great joke by the way, thanks for sharing it.Felicity Grace Terryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17852843882007267665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-20229831240920061772011-03-17T16:03:50.209+00:002011-03-17T16:03:50.209+00:00Thank you for the jokes! :)
By the way, you wrote...Thank you for the jokes! :)<br /><br />By the way, you wrote 18th of April instead of March. Confused me for a sec. :P<br /><br />I'm always trying to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09790329710318882867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-13527195403691201862011-03-17T14:14:28.187+00:002011-03-17T14:14:28.187+00:00Red hair! lol
Thanks for sharing those jokes! :DRed hair! lol<br />Thanks for sharing those jokes! :DMishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987790171985663765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2372511622978085955.post-71779376352593443682011-03-17T13:21:38.273+00:002011-03-17T13:21:38.273+00:00You must have been laughing when you wrote this.So...You must have been laughing when you wrote this.So funny.<br />Red hair !I dont know,weird looking!<br /><br />On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped in to a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled in to bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.<br /><br /> When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied,<br /> "It's Lent." <br />In tears, she sobbed, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! <br />Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"dr.antonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16191095888228061156noreply@blogger.com