I went to doctors other day and said 'Do you treat Alcoholics?'
'Of course we do.' he replied
.'Brilliant,' I said, 'Do you fancy taking me for a drink then, I'm skint.'
I was walking down the street when someone threw a block of cheddar cheese at my head.
Hmm, I thought, that's not very mature.
A man puts a coin in a vending machine and gets a coca-cola. He puts a second coin in and gets a second coca-cola. He puts a third coin in .... and so on. A woman waiting behind him says 'You certainly like Coca-cola.' 'Why stop playing when I'm winning' replies the man.
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Oh Gosh..they were funny and lame too..especially the last one..hahahha..oh my gosh..
thanks for the laugh..
BH
Brilliant... Especially the first and the last one... Loved them!!
Have a wonderful day:-)
I love the first one! HAHAHA
Thanks for sharing them!
Loved the last one. Have a nice weekend.
Thanks for making me smile! :D
Thanks! Laughter is the best medicine :) Enjoy your weekend.
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LOL nice laugh
Hee hee!
Are you sure those jokes are really mature? :D
Thanks for the laugh! :D
Though the first two were brilliant, I'd have to say the third was my favorite!
HAHAHAHA! XD
Thanks for the laugh...I needed that.
Haha, I loved the first one :)
Funny :)The first two - my fave absolutely hilarious.
LOL. The third is my fav.
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