LOL, I'M ROFL.

I went to doctors other day and said 'Do you treat Alcoholics?'

'Of course we do.' he replied

.'Brilliant,' I said, 'Do you fancy taking me for a drink then, I'm skint.'

I was walking down the street when someone threw a block of cheddar cheese at my head.

Hmm, I thought, that's not very mature.

A man puts a coin in a vending machine and gets a coca-cola. He puts a second coin in and gets a second coca-cola. He puts a third coin in .... and so on. A woman waiting behind him says 'You certainly like Coca-cola.' 'Why stop playing when I'm winning' replies the man.

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