22 Jan 2011

LOL, I'M ROFL.


I went to doctors other day and said 'Do you treat Alcoholics?'
'Of course we do.' he replied
.'Brilliant,' I said, 'Do you fancy taking me for a drink then, I'm skint.'

I was walking down the street when someone threw a block of cheddar cheese at my head.
Hmm, I thought, that's not very mature.

A man puts a coin in a vending machine and gets a coca-cola. He puts a second coin in and gets a second coca-cola. He puts a third coin in .... and so on. A woman waiting behind him says 'You certainly like Coca-cola.' 'Why stop playing when I'm winning' replies the man.

15 comments:

Bleeding Healer said...

Oh Gosh..they were funny and lame too..especially the last one..hahahha..oh my gosh..
thanks for the laugh..
BH

Arti said...

Brilliant... Especially the first and the last one... Loved them!!
Have a wonderful day:-)

Misha said...

I love the first one! HAHAHA
Thanks for sharing them!

chitra said...

Loved the last one. Have a nice weekend.

Alexia561 said...

Thanks for making me smile! :D

naida said...

Thanks! Laughter is the best medicine :) Enjoy your weekend.
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Mamakucingbooks said...

LOL nice laugh

Su said...

Hee hee!

Dorte H said...

Are you sure those jokes are really mature? :D

The Golden Eagle said...

Thanks for the laugh! :D

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Though the first two were brilliant, I'd have to say the third was my favorite!

GMR said...

HAHAHAHA! XD
Thanks for the laugh...I needed that.

Lilly said...

Haha, I loved the first one :)

budh.aaah said...

Funny :)The first two - my fave absolutely hilarious.

purplume said...

LOL. The third is my fav.