I went to doctors other day and said 'Do you treat Alcoholics?'
'Of course we do.' he replied
.'Brilliant,' I said, 'Do you fancy taking me for a drink then, I'm skint.'
I was walking down the street when someone threw a block of cheddar cheese at my head.
Hmm, I thought, that's not very mature.
A man puts a coin in a vending machine and gets a coca-cola. He puts a second coin in and gets a second coca-cola. He puts a third coin in .... and so on. A woman waiting behind him says 'You certainly like Coca-cola.' 'Why stop playing when I'm winning' replies the man.