A cat named 'Kleptokitty' who has developed a habit of stealing everything from my Little Pony toys to underwear and, even, marijuana before bringing it home .. to his police officer owner.
Hmm, puts me in mind of Little Kitty The Cat Burglar. TT
Bemused passengers looked on as tens of crustaceans invaded the Tyne & Wear Metro where, crawling along the platform, they attempted to catch a train back to the coast.
Bee experts at the University of Sussex have discovered that for one in eight bees the prospect of a hard day flitting from flower to flower was too much. Instead of which they simply flew to nearby nests and pilfered the nectar and pollen.
I've come across many articles featuring thieves that were hardly the 'fizziest drinks in the fridge' but this would-be bank robber surely 'takes the biscuit' ...
A sixty-one year old bank robber walked into a bank in Kent where he asked the cashier to transfer the money in to his own account before (and this is what really made me laugh) he fled to a second bank 400ft away which he also tried to hold up, the cashier in the first bank having managed to hit the panic button.
A Toy Story fanatic from Devon who officially changed his name to Buzz Lightyear has been forced to revert to his original given name after the DVLA (Driving and Vehicle Licensing Agency) refused to give him a driving licence for fear of bringing the agency into disrepute.
And as for Mr T's favourite article?
Etsy selling pills that will let you poop glitter.
Oh and just in case the world does come to an end as the Blood Moon prophecy predicts before I can post Media Monday next week (Monday 28th Of September) may I just say its been my pleasure knowing you all.