International Joke Day?
No I don't know either but in order to honour the day I'd like to share some of the jokes I shared with Big-Brother-In-Law-Terry who has recently been off work recovering from an operation.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
'Oh my God, breathe.'
'Doctor, doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out my bottom.'
'I'm sorry to tell you sir but this is only the tip of the iceberg.'
'Doctor, doctor. You have to help me. For the last ten years my brother has believed he's a chicken.'
'Ten years? For goodness sake why didn't you say so before now?'
'We needed the eggs!'
A termite walks into a bar and asks 'Is the bar tender here?'
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
Its not my fault.
A lorry carrying terrapins crashed. It was a turtle disaster.
I went to the dentist who sat me in a chair and said 'Say ahhh.'
I asked why to which he replied 'My dog has just died.'
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
Because it kept saying 'Bach, Bach, Bach.'
A belated happy international joke day to you all. Please feel free to share your jokes.