Most bizarre headline of the week?
Mystery of Taj Mahal sculpture made entirely out of toast spotted on London street corner.
Or how about this one?
Addicted to underpants: Man's compulsion to wear new boxers every day left him facing bankruptcy.
Or how about this one from the animal kingdom?
Dog causes traffic chaos after it takes control of a tractor.
And as for the most unlucky woman of the week?
Agoraphobic granny finally steps outside ... and falls down manhole.
And finally, after last week's Pastafarian, today in the news from across the pond I give you ...
Claiming to have over 4,000 members with names such as 'Funkmaster General', 'Institutionalized Thought Leader' and Bacon Prophet' a statement on the United Church of Bacon's website is offering legal weddings for those who don't want God in their ceremony.