CREAM TEAS AND CHAMPAGNE WITH A DASH OF BREAST MILK.

Now that I know what makes the perfect cream tea I can sleep soundly at night ...... Rodda's, a family run creamery based near Redruth, Cornwall, commissioned mathematics and statistics expert Dr Eugenia Cheng of Sheffield University to create a formula identifying the perfect scone, cream and jam ratio used to make up a cream tea. MORE

And what could be better to wash down your perfect scone than a nice cuppa with ...... breast milk. Model, TV presenter and classically trained musician Myleene Klass has told of of how she likes a cup of tea with breast milk (she claims it tastes just like one of those probiotic yoghurt drinks - not that I'm sure I'd want this in my tea either PW), a tradition that has carried on ever since her dad took a dash of it in his tea. MORE

It didn't take Sherlock Homes to work this one out ..... A photo taken on a mobile phone led to big trouble for one 31 year old man. Found by police investigating his drugs gang the photo showed the man posing for the camera next to his name written in cocaine. MORE

Question: When is a permanent structure not a permanent structure? Answer: When its inflatable. A woman from Egremont, Cumbria, was stunned when council chiefs who wished to a site inspection demanded to know if she had planning permission for her blow-up hot tub which, measuring 4ft by 2ft, looks like a children's paddling pool. MORE

Protecting ones self from the British weather ......... We know that Vaseline can protect you from chapped lips in the winter, or Britain’s current inclement climes, but making body armour out of the petroleum jelly is perhaps taking things a bit too far ..... (and yet that is exactly what) South Korean artist Jung-ki Beak did when he was inspired to make a Game of Thrones-esque protective garment. MORE  

If only I was more technologically minded..... Videos of cute cats doing adorable things on YouTube your sort of thing? Then this could be the job for you.

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How the other half live ...... British millionaire spends £330,000 on ONE round of champagne at Monaco club. MORE

I always said low-slung trousers were a criminal offence. Two teenagers who bragged about robbery on Facebook were caught two days later wearing the same underwear which could be seen hanging out of their low-slung trousers on the CCTV images that led to their arrest. MORE

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