Sawston, Cambridgeshire, handed in his resignation at Border Force .... impeccably piped on one of his cakes. MORE (For more spectacular ways to quit your job click HERE. PW)
Forced to reveal the 'Biscuit Tin' crime after a Freedom Of Information request. Outraged by the theft of a in of biscuits from their control room kitchen police officers at station in Devon logged the theft as an official crime recording it as a 'theft in the workplace'. Not the only thing to be recorded as stolen from police stations in Devon and Cornwall last year, other items include a lace dress, hair tongs, two reflective vests, the petrol cap off a panda car, stab jackets, a set of car keys and eight DVDs. MORE
The crimefighting hero has found himself on the other side of the law after being arrested and charged with burgling a garage which he carried out WITH the very suspect he took to the police dressed in his Caped Crusader costume. MORE
Tourism boss threatens to sue weather forecasters if they inaccurately predict bad weather. A tourism boss who runs the National Show Caves Centre for Wales wants compensation for “inaccurate” Met Office weather predictions that put off visitors to his attractions. MORE
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Having been forced to attend several Cliff Richard concerts with the Mother-In-Law this comes as no surprise ...... Broadcaster and gardening expert Chris Beardshaw revealed on Radio 4's Gardeners Question Time that a constant diet of Black Sabbath worked wonders on a greenhouse full of plants but exposure to Cliff Richard killed every plant. MORE
And last but not least ...... the news from Australia as found by Husband dearest .....