Yes, I'm talking about being able to wag my tail as opposed to a smile.
And before you wonder, no, I haven't taken leave of my senses and I certainly haven't been at the cooking sherry, no, I'm talking about .........
A Japanese invention, Tailly is attached via a belt with sensors which takes the wearers pulse allowing the 'tail' to wag faster as their heart beats faster.
What better way to show your true feelings?
Hmm, with a smile?