Now we know what first-class passengers are paying for ......
Crew will learn how to whisper to Upper Class passengers at a volume of between twenty and thirty decibels on a special, day-long training course. (27/02/2012)
And talking of flying ........ have you heard the one about the
UNDER-WIRED BRAS COULD BE DANGEROUS. Women police officers have been instructed not to wear under-wired bras - because the metal could cause extra harm if they are shot.
Essex Police have written to all their female officers urging them to buy sensible underwear instead.
The letter reads: "Although there is no such thing as a bullet-proof bra, a good comfortable fitted non-wired bra from a retailer like Marks & Spencer would help prevent ballistic damage. (28/02/2012)