WHO SAID ROMANCE WAS DEAD!

A Geordie Love Poem.

 Of course I love ye pet ya a cracking top notch borrd,

and when a say ya gorgeous a mean every single word,

so ya arse is a bit on the big side ahh divvint mind a bit of flab,

it means that when im ready thas sumthing there to grab,

so ya belly isnt flat nee more ah tell ya a dont care,

so long as when a cuddle ya a can get me arms roond there,

 no tart who is your age has... roond perky breasts,

they just give in to gravity bu ah na ya dun ya best,

 im telling ya the truth now ah never tell ya lies a think its very sexy yav got dimples on ya thighs.

ah swear on me nanas grave now the moment that we met,

ah thought ye was as good as a was ever gonna get,

nee matter what ya look like ah,ll always love ya dear,

now shut up while the toons on and fetch another beer.

Translation below if you care to highlight it .......

Of course I love you pet you are a cracking top notch bird
And when I say you are gorgeous I mean every single word
So your bottom is a bit on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready there's something there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more I tell you I don't care
So long as when I cuddle you I can get my arms round there
No tart* who is your age ...... round perky breasts
They just give in to gravity but I know you done your best
I'm telling you the truth now I never tell you lies I think
Its very sexy you've got dimples on your thighs.
I swear on my nana's** grave now the moment that we met
I thought you were as good as I was ever going to get
No matter what you look like I'll always love you dear
no shut up while the Towns*** on and fetch another beer.


* A tart/a slapper/ a woman of easy virtue.
** Grandmother.
*** Toon = Town. In this instance the 'poet' is referring to watching football team Newcastle United on the tv.