Grandma was driving down the motorway at 90mph while knitting at the same time.
A police car drew up next to her and the officer shouted: "Pull over."
Grandma slides down her window and shouts back to the policeman: "No, they're socks."
Grandpa died after drowning in a bowl of fruit-cake mix.
Well, there were some pretty strong currants under the surface.
11 comments:
Hahaha. I'm a new grandma and I knit. Don't think I'll try knitting while driving. Although, the picture makes it look doable ;-)
Excellent piece. Kudos T for picking these .
Ha! Made me smile...TY :D
haha, very cute ;P
Ahahhahha! You've gotten my day off to a good start, Tracy! I loved both of these.
Too funny! I suppose Grandma could steer with her knees? :D
haha! very cute!
thanks for the smiles!
xx
"Pull over" . . . LOL.
What? Just two? No way, it is not fair!! :(
Pullover joke was just too good. :)
Tracy: I meant to write to you, I did receive the goody bag by mail. Thank you!
I totally imagined my grandmother with that first one!
LOL on the post Tracy.... ^_^
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