14 Jan 2012

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA.

Grandma was driving down the motorway at 90mph while knitting at the same time.

A police car drew up next to her and the officer shouted: "Pull over."

Grandma slides down her window and shouts back to the policeman: "No, they're socks."


Grandpa died after drowning in a bowl of fruit-cake mix.

Well, there were some pretty strong currants under the surface.

11 comments:

Mary (Bookfan) said...

Hahaha. I'm a new grandma and I knit. Don't think I'll try knitting while driving. Although, the picture makes it look doable ;-)

anilkurup said...

Excellent piece. Kudos T for picking these .

animewookie said...

Ha! Made me smile...TY :D

naida said...

haha, very cute ;P

Kelly said...

Ahahhahha! You've gotten my day off to a good start, Tracy! I loved both of these.

Alexia561 said...

Too funny! I suppose Grandma could steer with her knees? :D

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

haha! very cute!

thanks for the smiles!

xx

The Golden Eagle said...

"Pull over" . . . LOL.

NRIGirl said...

What? Just two? No way, it is not fair!! :(

Pullover joke was just too good. :)

Tracy: I meant to write to you, I did receive the goody bag by mail. Thank you!

Jenners said...

I totally imagined my grandmother with that first one!

GMR said...

LOL on the post Tracy.... ^_^