10 Dec 2011

'DEER' BLOGGER BUDDIES.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- I've no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
- I've still no idea.


Sometimes the old ones really are the best.



A man went into a posh hotel and asked the chef how he prepared the turkeys for Christmas.
 "We tell them from the start they aren't going to make it."

Thanks to Jack for this one.

And this ones for Betty as I know The little Drummer Boy is one of her favourite Christmas songs.

13 comments:

Kalyan said...

lol...nice ones!

joan said...

just what i needed, a good laugh out loud, thankyou

Kelly said...

I loved these!! Thanks, Tracy. :)

Jenners said...

Thanks … I think! : )

anilkurup said...

That is much to laugh.

Sridharan said...

ha..ha..! Nice ones..!

Alexia561 said...

Too funny! I like the turkey one the best. Have a great week!

Arti said...

A nice hearty laugh to start off my Sunday:)
Thanks for sharing Petty :)

....Petty Witter said...

Glad you appreciated my sense of humour. Husband dearest thought me shameless for posting these jokes.

naida said...

I like the deer ones! cute ;)

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

haha!

nice ones!!

xx

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

thank you, tracy, for dedicating this cute joke to me.
thanks, indeed.:)

i do appreciate your sense of humour!!

Mamakucingbooks said...

LOL This is a good one :))