Pen and Paper: 'DEER' BLOGGER BUDDIES.

10 Dec 2011

'DEER' BLOGGER BUDDIES.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

- I've no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

- I've still no idea.

Sometimes the old ones really are the best.

A man went into a posh hotel and asked the chef how he prepared the turkeys for Christmas.
"We tell them from the start they aren't going to make it."

Thanks to Jack for this one.

And this ones for Betty as I know The little Drummer Boy is one of her favourite Christmas songs.

13 comments:

Kalyan said...: lol...nice ones!; 10 December 2011 at 16:07
Joan said...: just what i needed, a good laugh out loud, thankyou; 10 December 2011 at 18:33
Kelly said...: I loved these!! Thanks, Tracy. :); 10 December 2011 at 21:24
Jenners said...: Thanks … I think! : ); 11 December 2011 at 02:15
anilkurup59 said...: That is much to laugh.; 11 December 2011 at 03:40
Sridharan said...: ha..ha..! Nice ones..!; 11 December 2011 at 04:41
Alexia561 said...: Too funny! I like the turkey one the best. Have a great week!; 11 December 2011 at 05:04
Arti said...: A nice hearty laugh to start off my Sunday:)
Thanks for sharing Petty :); 11 December 2011 at 06:27
Felicity Grace Terry said...: Glad you appreciated my sense of humour. Husband dearest thought me shameless for posting these jokes.; 11 December 2011 at 13:59
The Bookworm said...: I like the deer ones! cute ;); 11 December 2011 at 14:28
Betty Manousos said...: haha!

nice ones!!

xx; 12 December 2011 at 22:28
Betty Manousos said...: thank you, tracy, for dedicating this cute joke to me.
thanks, indeed.:)

i do appreciate your sense of humour!!; 13 December 2011 at 00:24
Mamakucingbooks said...: LOL This is a good one :)); 16 December 2011 at 04:44

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