22 Jun 2011

AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.


TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

15 comments:

Arti said...

LOL Tracy :-D
These are just crazy, amazing jokes... But kids do have an answer to most things and say it with such a straight and innocent face that it really melts your heart.
Have a great week ahead:)

Mary said...

Hahaha, thanks for starting my day with a laugh!

Trac~ said...

LOL too cute! I love these little things! :) Just stopping by for a brief moment to say hi! We are officially in the process of moving back to Arkansas this weekend so things have been put on the back burner for me in the bloggy world. Hope to catch back up with you soon my friend! Have a great rest of the week! :)

Karen said...

hehe - love it!

(I also love that Blogger poster on the sidebar...too funny - and true)

animewookie said...

It's the same dog....lol Love it, great post :D

A said...

Tracy,

These are so funny :)))) Thanks

Misha said...

Hahaha Thank you so much Tracy! Your posts always brighten up my day :)

chitra said...

PW, hope you hubby is better.
Loved the jokes.

Kelly said...

These are so funny! I love stuff like this. :)

Alexia561 said...

Too funny! Your posts always make me smile! :)

Jenners said...

This was so fun to read. I wouldn't want to be the teacher in these scenarios though!

kavita said...

Lol .Thank for the laughs .

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

Bwa ha ha ha! I love these!

Nikki-ann said...

LOL Brilliant! :)

Monalisa said...

Ha ha!

I've heard these jokes before, but i always enjoy hearing the "George still had the axe in his hand...." again. Thank you for sharing :)