5 Feb 2011

DOUBLE THE LAUGHS.

John walks into a room to find Jane giving birth. Dialing emergency services he requests an ambulance.
"Is this Jane's first child?" asks the operator.
"Don't be stupid," replies John, "Of course it isn't, it's her husband."

Me and my husband were having an argument, it got nasty. He threw some milk, cheese and eggs at me.
How dairy.

16 comments:

Arti said...

Very funny:):):)
Where do you find these little nuggets of laughter??
Have a beautiful weekend:)

iamjenai said...

lol haha

Nikki-ann said...

LOL :)

Misha said...

Tracy, you have some of the best posts! Thank you for making us laugh :)

Dorte H said...

Hehe. Have a nice weekend.

Suko said...

Double the laughs--couldn't resist that title! And the jokes are WONDERFUL!

Alexia561 said...

Thanks for the smiles! :)

Kelly said...

Ahahaha!! Both quite funny!

Sridharan said...

ha..ha..ha..! Nice ones..!

Jenners said...

These are so horrible they are hilarious!

NRIGirl said...

Loved the first one!

purplume said...

It took me 2 readings to get the second one. hahahaha

Su said...

LOL! Brilliant. The first one sounds like a Paddy & Mick joke!

Boonie S said...

These are great, thanks – although I have to confess it took me 2 or 3 reads before I ‘got’ the second one.

All the best, Boonie

StarTraci said...

Thanks for the much needed laugh.

:-)
Traci

dr.antony said...

Loved it. Good for a change. Haven't you more where it came from?