John walks into a room to find Jane giving birth. Dialing emergency services he requests an ambulance.
"Is this Jane's first child?" asks the operator."Don't be stupid," replies John, "Of course it isn't, it's her husband."
Me and my husband were having an argument, it got nasty. He threw some milk, cheese and eggs at me.
How dairy.
16 comments:
Very funny:):):)
Where do you find these little nuggets of laughter??
Have a beautiful weekend:)
lol haha
LOL :)
Tracy, you have some of the best posts! Thank you for making us laugh :)
Hehe. Have a nice weekend.
Double the laughs--couldn't resist that title! And the jokes are WONDERFUL!
Thanks for the smiles! :)
Ahahaha!! Both quite funny!
ha..ha..ha..! Nice ones..!
These are so horrible they are hilarious!
Loved the first one!
It took me 2 readings to get the second one. hahahaha
LOL! Brilliant. The first one sounds like a Paddy & Mick joke!
These are great, thanks – although I have to confess it took me 2 or 3 reads before I ‘got’ the second one.
All the best, Boonie
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
:-)
Traci
Loved it. Good for a change. Haven't you more where it came from?
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