27 Nov 2010

A P To T OF SILLY STORIES.

P is for pilot. A lost pilot crashed his plane after spotting a tractor driver in a field and deciding to land to ask him directions. Unfortunately he clipped the top of the tractor during his landing.

Q is for quiche. A 24-year-old British woman was asked for identification before she was allowed to buy a ........ slice of quiche. Dozy staff demanded office worker Christine Cuddihy first show them her driving licence before making her purchase.

R is for robber. A robber wrapped toilet paper round his head to hide his face when he held up a convenience store with a knife. Police followed the trail of tissue paper,  but he got away.


S is for sh smell. Garbage workers at Bejing's Gao'antun landfill plant have found an answer to complaints from locals about the smell. They've brought in 100 water canons to blast liquid deodorant at the smelly site.

T is for tombstone. Worshippers at a church in Sweden rushed to help a woman with one foot in the grave - literally. She got stuck while leaving flowers by a tombstone because heavy rainstorms had caused subsidence in the graveyard, which resulted in her being sucked into the ground.

17 comments:

Misha1989 said...

The last one is actually creepy. I can't imagine having foot stuck in a graveyard.
R is my favourite!

Bleeding Healer said...

Some are creepy,some are hilarious, but all are interesting. And this is pretty interesting. I read your reviews whenever you post them, but never got a chance to comment. Great blog.
BH

The Golden Eagle said...

The last one is rather creepy--I wouldn't want to get stuck in a grave!

Deepali said...

How interesting! Where do you come up with these stories? :)
Like the review below - I wouldnt be picking this up now!

A said...

Very hilarious.

Dorte H said...

That tombstone story could be a great prologue of a thriller.

NRIGirl said...

Hilarious, except of course the T one

Short Poems said...

Sparkling and funny, pretty interesting all of them :)
All the best
Marinela x

Nikki-ann said...

Hehe.

I oncer got my foot stuck in the bog at the top of our old field... Thankfully friends were with me and managed to get me unstuck!

Suko said...

Thanks for making me laugh--again!

Kelly said...

These are all great!!

I keep thinking how startled that farmer must have been as the plane got lower and lower!

That quiche must have had something alot more exciting than cheese in it!

I love all the "news briefs" you share with us.
:)

Alexia561 said...

Too funny! Love the liquid deoderant solution! :D

Oddyoddyo13 said...

She was sucked into a grave?! (Almost, of course, but stilL!) That's so freaky. And I thought I didn't like graveyards before...yeesh.

naida said...

lol!
but that last one...yikes!
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Alyce said...

Those last two were really good!

GMR said...

A driver's license for quiche? Okay....
LOL on the liquid deoderant...too funny. Thanks for the smile...

Jenners said...

I just can't stop laughing at the cartoon!