P is for pilot. A lost pilot crashed his plane after spotting a tractor driver in a field and deciding to land to ask him directions. Unfortunately he clipped the top of the tractor during his landing.
Q is for quiche. A 24-year-old British woman was asked for identification before she was allowed to buy a ........ slice of quiche. Dozy staff demanded office worker Christine Cuddihy first show them her driving licence before making her purchase.
R is for robber. A robber wrapped toilet paper round his head to hide his face when he held up a convenience store with a knife. Police followed the trail of tissue paper, but he got away.