Confused she asks the bartender "Is that the peanuts talking about how attractive I am?
"Yes, madam," replies the bartender, "Well, they are complimentary peanuts after all."
3 Aug 2010
HEE-HEE.
A woman is sitting in a bar when she hears a small voice - seemingly coming from a bowl of peanuts, she hears them comment on her fabulous figure, her wonderful haircut and how well dressed she is.
Confused she asks the bartender "Is that the peanuts talking about how attractive I am?
"Yes, madam," replies the bartender, "Well, they are complimentary peanuts after all."
Confused she asks the bartender "Is that the peanuts talking about how attractive I am?
"Yes, madam," replies the bartender, "Well, they are complimentary peanuts after all."
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11 comments:
What a nutty joke! I love it.
Best wishes from Boonsong
LOL; good to start the morning off with a laugh! thanks
I confess, I laughed :D
Good one..
Yeah, nutty and witty.. ;)
Ah ha, so silly! I want some peanuts like that!
Yep. I laughed!
ROTFL...though I have heard it before, still doesn't get old. =0D
Haha! Fantastic joke. :)
Thanks for the laugh! :-)
Love it! I might even be able to remember it and tell it properly.
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