3 Aug 2010

HEE-HEE.

A woman is sitting in a bar when she hears a small voice - seemingly coming from a bowl of peanuts, she hears them comment on her fabulous figure, her wonderful haircut and how well dressed she is.

Confused she asks the bartender "Is that the peanuts talking about how attractive I am?

"Yes, madam," replies the bartender, "Well, they are complimentary peanuts after all."

11 comments:

Boonsong said...

What a nutty joke! I love it.

Best wishes from Boonsong

Bibliophile By the Sea said...

LOL; good to start the morning off with a laugh! thanks

Mary said...

I confess, I laughed :D

chitra said...

Good one..

Arti said...

Yeah, nutty and witty.. ;)

awitchtrying said...

Ah ha, so silly! I want some peanuts like that!

Kelly said...

Yep. I laughed!

GMR said...

ROTFL...though I have heard it before, still doesn't get old. =0D

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Haha! Fantastic joke. :)

Alexia561 said...

Thanks for the laugh! :-)

Jenners said...

Love it! I might even be able to remember it and tell it properly.