19 Jul 2010

TRUE LOVE NEVER RUNS SMOOTH.

"Fo-or true love never runs smooth, that's what they say But true love is worth all the pain, the heartaches and tears We have to fa-ace." sang the great GENE PITNEY (Click HERE to hear the song).

Never has a truer word been spoken at least not for these unfortunate couples.


* Robert Spencer yelled at his fiancee during a row and was banned from speaking to her until August - even though they are to marry in June.

* A man arrived home in Wvutini, Switzerland, to find his house roof had gone. A divorce judge had ruled that his ex-wife could take it. At least she can't complain about not having a roof over her head.

* A newly-wed couple from Cape Cod, USA, spent their first night as husband and wife in seperate prison cells. The bride tried running over the grooms' ex-girlfriend. She's been charged with assault and battery with an offensive weapon - the wedding car.


* A jilted Swedish hubby pushed 19 mice through his ex's letterbox, trying to scare her to death. She suffered from musophobia - terror of mice and rats. She called the police before fainting in fear.

* A jilted wife has successfully sued her husband's mistress for stealing him away. The scarlet woman has been ordered by a judge in North Carolina, USA, to pay Cynthia Shackleford £6 million in damages.

And, sad but sort of funny, my favourite -

* A jilted husband has exacted revenge on the wife who dumped him by becoming an internet sensation with a blog on unconventional ways of putting her wedding dress to use.
Kevin Cotter was crushed when his high school sweetheart walked out after 12 years of marriage. When shemoved out their home she took all her possessions except her lace and pearl embelished wedding dress. She told her soon-to-be ex-husband that he could do with it what he liked.
Mr Cotter took her at her word and decided to write a blog chronicalling the101uses for a garment that usually gets only one outing. - Paul Thompson, the Telrgraph (READ FULL ARTICLE AND/OR VIEW KEVIN'S BLOG.)

17 comments:

Arti said...

Those were seriously funny!The roof one was my favorite...

Alison said...

Haha! I like the roof and mice ones.

SG said...

Very hilarious. ROFL.

Boonsong said...

Wow! The lengths people go to to upset one another. I'll never understand it.
Interesting post, and funny in a sad sort of way.

All the best, Boonsong

Sanand said...

Hilarious. I too liked the roof and mice one.

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Hilarious, indeed! The roof thing..love it!

Have a great week ahead, Tracy!
Love and hugs,
B xx

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Those lyrics just made me wonder..if.. Ok, thanks.. they are food for thought for me.
B xx

Bonnie said...

OMG - hysterical! Oh, and thanks for the musical interlude, I love Gene Pitney!

XXX, Bonie

Darlyn said...

LOL! that is hilarious!

Lily said...

Funny! I had already looked at that wedding dress blog. My teenage daughter showed it to me :). It really is all the rage!

Gabrielle said...

oh my gosh! Hilariously funny!

<3 <3
Gabrielle

Vivienne said...

They are mad. Where do you find them. I am glad I didn't have any trouble like that when I got married.

Alexia561 said...

Too funny! You find the best articles! Love it! :D

Jenners said...

Your favorite was my favorite too.

Oddyoddyo13 said...

LoL Brilliant. Blogs solve everything, no?

Kelly said...

Unbelievable!! These are a real hoot!

purplume said...

My goodness gracious.