Pen and Paper: MARRIAGE IS LIKE A PACK OF CARDS.

14 Nov 2009

MARRIAGE IS LIKE A PACK OF CARDS.

I just had to laugh at this 'joke' by Jack Dee - a British comic known for his somewhat dour, grumpy exterior.

Marriage is like a pack of cards, you need

A HEART to love him

A DIAMOND to marry him

A CLUB to hit him

A SPADE to bury him.

7 comments:

serendipity_viv said...: Love it!; 14 November 2009 at 16:27
Kelly said...: Funny!; 14 November 2009 at 19:31
Leigh Russell said...: I love Jack Dee. He's a brilliant perfomer. Hilarious. Thank you for sharing a chuckle with us here.
Take care.; 14 November 2009 at 19:45
Anonymous said...: LOL! This is funny!

I bought the book you suggested on your last post. Tempting Evil! Haven't started reading it yet though! I have 2 books to read first.; 15 November 2009 at 00:53
chitra said...: That's nice one. I read it to my husband also.

I am on a pilgrimage. going aroung Chennai.; 16 November 2009 at 10:36
(M)ary said...: my mother would like that joke!; 16 November 2009 at 23:39
Jenners said...: Very clever! I can't believe I had never heard this before!; 25 November 2009 at 01:13