..... the schools went back today for now Niece #2 will, hopefully, be able to supply me with some new jokes like these two.
What do you get if you cross a baby with a flying saucer?
- An unidentified crying object.
How do you tell if a monster has a glass eye?
- It comes out in conversation.
Pettywitter says: I don't know about you but the 'baby' joke was around when I was at school many years ago - funny (no pun intended) how these jokes get passed down.