26 Jun 2009

The Good Wife's Guide.

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people.

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

* Gather up school books, toys, paper etc and then run a dishcloth over the tables.

* Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

* Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

* Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

* Your goal: try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

* Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Compare this as a minor to what he might have gone through that day.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillows and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

* A good wife always knows her place.

An actual 1955 Good Housekeeping article. Thanks for that Hubby, it's interesting to note that the original e-mail was sent by a MALE work colleague.


Erika Baker said...

I wanted to comment but got lost in admiring your beautiful virtual cat!
Much more sensible to live with cats, don't you think?

Petty Witter said...

I couldn't agree more Erika - a lot less hassle.

susan s. said...

Don't forget to speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice!!! But not before arranging his pillows. Geesh!

But my favorite is the one about always knowing one's place! I'm sure it was written by a man, too!

themethatisme said...

Of course it was writtem by a man. Can't trust important things like wifely duty to women to write about!.. and just remember the penultimate rule before you even think about responding to this.

susan s. said...

This is very Baptist in tone! Master of the house my foot!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Petty, this is hilarious.

Who wears make-up around the house?

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him.

I don't know if Grandpère would appreciate the gay part.

Who is this paragon of a woman married to? A Nazi?

Petty Witter said...

I had suggested to Hubby that I carry out an experiment and live my life like this for a week or as much as was possible when we don't have children to clean or make silent, nor a fire to light and, as for me, being a 'little' gay - well! Thankfully though he discouraged this by saying he would hate it, thank goodness for that for I don't think I could have lasted the week.

Doorman-Priest said...

Seems perfectly reasonable to me!

Petty Witter said...

You must have a saint in Mrs. Doorman-Priest then.