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25 Nov 2014

SOMEBODY HAD BETTER CALL GOD COZ HE'S MISSING AN ANGEL.


Hmm! Not impressed but then its certainly no worse than these, 2014's top ten worst chat-up lines.

And way better than this ...

Trundling along in Madge (for those of you who don't know Madge is my electric wheelchair) one sunny afternoon a few years ago I was stopped by a young(ish) man who after engaging me in general conversation - presumably about the weather (well, I am English and as every body knows we are obsessed by the weather so I think it pretty safe to say it would have been mentioned) - he went on to ask me out on a date with these words ...

"So how about a drink. I've always wanted to date a crippled lass with her own wheels"

Hardly the most romantic proposition I've ever had, I thanked him for his kind offer but declined.

So, what is the best/worst chat-up line you have ever heard?