FROM WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME TO A DANISH PASTRY VIA THE WIG AND PEN.

'Walking Corpse Syndrome', 'Chronic Lateness Syndrome', 'Uncombable Hair Syndrome' and 'Hola-Hoop Intestine' - Just a few of many odd but genuine ailments. FULL ARTICLE    

And talking of zombies .....

 The people of Cardiff have been running for their lives as Zombies invaded the streets of the Welsh capital which saw hundreds of participants taking part in the 2.8 Hours Later game that sees players immerse themselves in a film-like story where actors playing the living dead are out to get them. FULL ARTICLE

A Surrey motorist stopped for driving without insurance pleaded with police officers saying the car must have been insured because he had his MEERKAT TOY at home. (The response?) A tweet assuring the public that stuffed toy animals are NOT evidence of car insurance. FULL ARTICLE 

From the Police service to the Fire Brigade .....

London Fire Brigade has been forced to issue advice on how to make cheese on toast (something even I can do relatively safely TT) after a hungry South London resident accidentally stated a fire by putting a toaster on its side to make the snack. IMAGE & FULL ARTICLE

And back again with yet more 'tweeted' advice from the Police .....

'When driving please don't attempt any sexual interaction. It might be fun but you'll both be red-faced when we stop you for poor driving' - The post tweeted by Police after an incident involving a half-naked Surrey motorist. FULL ARTICLE


The article that left me asking 'WHY?' and will doubtlessly have men groaning .....

A boffin who had previously studied bee keeping at a university near Cardiff let a bee sting him on the penis and scrotum ..... to see which hurt more. FULL ARTICLE

When maintenance works closed some of the streets around the Wig and Pen pub in Truro, Cornwall, the landlord wanted to let customers know it was business as usual so got a sign saying 'The WIG and PEN is open for business' except there wasn't quite enough space between the words 'pen' and 'is'. IMAGE AND FULL ARTICLE

Bought by a Cardiff man in a 'moment of madness' five years ago, his wife has ordered the removal of 65ft fibreglass dragon from their garden. FULL ARTICLE

Headline of the week .....

Britons need to eat fewer baked beans because of impact of 'smelly emissions' on global warning, peer warns. FULL ARTICLE

And whilst on the subject of flatulence, here's Mr T's pick of the week .....

Lenny the cat who was returned to an animal shelter two days after his adoption because he was 'too gassy' has found a new home following a FaceBook campaign. FULL ARTICLE

Following last years success OF Cadbury's  Mini-Egg sausages an experimental butcher from Merseyside has created another wacky-themed snack, a Cadbury's Creme Egg wrapped in sausage meat. IMAGE & FULL ARTICLE

A golf fan has bet nearly £1,000 on Rory McIlroy to win The Masters after bizarrely finding the northern Ireland star's face in a Danish Pastry. FULL ARTICLE

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