TALKING OF EUPHEMISMS AND CIRCUMLOCUTION ........ WHAT THOSE JOB TITLES ACTUALLY MEAN.

1. Five-a-day collection operative
2. Media distribution officer
3. Highway environmental hygienist
4. Transparency enhancement facilitator
5. Talent delivery specialist
6. Brand champion
7. Sanitation engineer
8. Education centre nourishment consultant
9. Public waste technician
10. Mobile sustenance facilitator  
11. Colour distribution technician
12. Field nourishment consultant
13. Communication executive
14. Gastronomical hygiene engineer
15. Director of First Impressions/Welcoming agent and telephone intermediary
16. Surround mastering & restoration engineer
17. Personal and family protection consultant
18. Vertical transport engineer
19. Wet leisure assistant
20. Beverage Dissemination Officer

 Thank you to  Paul, a friend in Human Resources, for bringing these job titles to my attention.

Care to guess what in reality they are?

Answers below (simply hi-light the text) but no sneaky peeping until AFTER you have guessed.

1. Fruit picker
2. Paperboy
3. Road sweeper
4. Window cleaner
5. Recruitment agency worker
6. Sales assistant
7. Bin man
8. Dinner lady
9. Toilet cleaner
10. Mobile food van worker
11. Painter and decorator
12. Waiter/Waitress
13. Call centre worker
14. Dish washer
15. Receptionist/Hotel receptionist
16. DJ
17. Sells life insurance
18. Lift engineer
19. Swimming pool lifeguard
20. Bartender

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