Today I was sitting in traffic.
Hardly surprising, I was hit by a car.
My aunty has been unwell recently.
Suffering from hayfever, she then found out she has diabetes.
I tried to cheer her up by taking her some flowers and chocolates.
A man walks into a bar
- Ouch.
Breaking News from Hd... (Not a joke)
The wheel's come off... Executing a particulalrly hairy U-turn this morning in the Longbenton F1, outside the paper shop, Tracy had that sinking feeling as she suddenly listed to one-side. Yes, Madge had suffered the serious indignity of parting company with her left wheel. Many thanks to Ronnie Brown for sparing Tracys blushes and giving her a lift home whilst I retraced our steps to find Tracys, sorry Madges loose screw. Thanks also to Bob, who on suggesting that an empty wheelchair indicated that I had forgotten something, then found the offending article.
13 comments:
hi love it,especially the dancing fruit, needed the laugh,
hope madge is back on four wheels and you have found the missing article from the wheelchair,
joan (ps sent a friends request on facebook)
:o Glad to hear that everything has been recovered and that Madge is doing well ;)
Just my kind of humor!!
Sorry to hear about the mishap with Madge, though. Hope she's back in working order now and ready for another 10,000 miles of service!
"Ouch"--LOL. Yes, I would imagine that would be painful!
I hope Madge is back together now.
Sorry to hear about Madge's mishap, but glad that Tracy made it home safe and sound! And I bet Hd paid for that loose screw comment! LOL!
My favorite one is the aunty joke. Enjoy your weekend, Petty!
Loved the laughs but glad that your, I mean Madge's, screws are no longer loose.
xoxo
Traci
Thanks for this light post :)
Lol about the jokes :)
I hope all is well with Madge!
Oh dear … I hope Madge gets better real soon!
Nice reading...lol!
glad to hear that madge is doing well.
lol! great jokes!
have a wonderful week ahead.
xx
5 STARZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
J
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