TAKE A WORD ....... ANY WORD.

First seen by myself on Grandmere Mimi's blog, I thought this would be a fun game to play, the idea being you ........

•  Take a word, any word, from the dictionary 
•  Alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter
•  Supply a new definition.

To give you some examples, I'll quote the following as seen on Grandmere's post, the rest you can see by clicking HERE.

• Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
• Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high 
• Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
• Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out

What do you mean, I need to play as well? Really?

OK then, how about ..........

Grief, this is harder than it looks, erm, how about ..........

• Crimate: A monkey with a criminal record.
• Fate Mail: Correspondence sent by astrologers.
• Manxiety: A mental health condition suffered by self obsessed males.
• Penopausal: Writers Block as suffered by some female authors of a certain age.

A fairly pitiful effort on my behalf, let's see if you can do any better.