17 Jul 2011

BIRTHDAY WISHES ..........

Recently I was contacted by NRIGirl with a top secret mission not to be revealed until today, the 17th of July.

My mission, should I choose to accept it, to be one of the many bloggers to wish her mom, Mrs. Yohapushpam Livingston, many happy returns.

65 years young today, will you please join me in a toast to   Yohapushpam ... after three 

One

Two 

Three .....

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Yohapushpam,
Happy Birthday to you.

With best wishes,



16 Jul 2011

HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE THREE TORTOISES?

Three tortoises - We'll call them Jim, Ray and Geoff - go for a picnic some 10 miles from where they live.


It takes them 10 days to get there and when they do, horror of horrors, they find they have left the bottle opener.


Jim and Ray ask Geoff to fetch it. Geoff says "No way, do you think I'm stupid? By the time I get back you will have eaten all the sandwiches."


Jim and Ray promise not to eat them, so Geoff agrees to go.


10 days pass and Geoff has still not returned. 20 days pass and still no Geoff. Needless to say by this time Jim and Ray are starving but still keep to their promise not to eat the sandwiches.


25 days pass and Jim and Ray agree if they don't eat the sandwiches they will starve.


Biting into their first mouthful in 25 days they start to eat the sandwiches when .......


Geoff jumps out from behind a rock shouting "You ********, I knew it, I knew you'd eat the sandwiches. Well you can forget about me going back for the bottle opener now."





15 Jul 2011

JUST WHO WAS OPHELIA?


'Ophelia' - Sir John Everett Millais.

There is a willow grows aslant a brook,
That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;
Therewith fantastic garlands did she make
Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
But our cold maids do dead men's fingers call them:
There, on the pendent boughs her coronet weeds 
Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;
When down her weedy trophies and herself
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;
And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:
Which time she chanted snatches of old lauds;
As one incapable of her own distress,
Or like a creature native and indued
Unto that element: but long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink, 
Pull'd the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death.
- Hamlet: Act 4: Scene 7.

Now as I have mentioned before I'm no fan of Shakespeare - studying Julius Ceasar for my O' Level English course aged 15/16 put pay to that.

However, having matured somewhat, I have come to the conclusion that the Bard's work was meant to be watched and not read, and so have enjoyed some of his works at the theatre - The Merry Wives Of Windsor, A Midsummer Night's Dream, both brilliant, Hamlet, not so much so.


Anyway, a few weeks ago now I was intrigued to read this article about the drowning of Ophelia in the Telegraph

DROWNED GIRL MAY HAVE BEEN THE REAL OPHELIA. Academics now believe Shakespeare's depiction of the death of Ophelia may be based on a real family tragedy that occurred when the playwright was a child.
A study of coroners' reports from the 16th century has unearthed a link between Shakespeare and a girl who drowned in a pond while picking flowers.
Jane Shaxspere was just two when her lifeless body was found floating twenty miles from Stratford-Upon-Avon, home to Shakespeare.

Probably not so claims Sylvia Morris, former head of the Shakespeare Centre Library and Archive, in this article by Nick Britten also reporting in the Telegraph (Sorry, I'm unable to provide you with a link.)

The death that lies behind the fate of Ophelia was that of a young lady called Catherine Hamlet who drowned at Tiddington, a village one mile from Stratford, in 1579 when Shakespeare was 15.
"Katherine Hamlet is much more likely to have influenced Shakespeare because he was a young man at the time and she was much more local.
"The circumstances find a strong echo in the description of Ophelia's watery death in Hamlet.
"The Jane Shaxspere link is interesting because of the name, but this was a common name in this area in those days. As always we don't know," said Mrs Morris.

..... And nor are we ever likely to.