16 Jul 2011

HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE THREE TORTOISES?

Three tortoises - We'll call them Jim, Ray and Geoff - go for a picnic some 10 miles from where they live.


It takes them 10 days to get there and when they do, horror of horrors, they find they have left the bottle opener.


Jim and Ray ask Geoff to fetch it. Geoff says "No way, do you think I'm stupid? By the time I get back you will have eaten all the sandwiches."


Jim and Ray promise not to eat them, so Geoff agrees to go.


10 days pass and Geoff has still not returned. 20 days pass and still no Geoff. Needless to say by this time Jim and Ray are starving but still keep to their promise not to eat the sandwiches.


25 days pass and Jim and Ray agree if they don't eat the sandwiches they will starve.


Biting into their first mouthful in 25 days they start to eat the sandwiches when .......


Geoff jumps out from behind a rock shouting "You ********, I knew it, I knew you'd eat the sandwiches. Well you can forget about me going back for the bottle opener now."





16 comments:

Dizzy C said...

Very good. LOL

Have a great weekend!

carol

animewookie said...

Ha!! Good one :D

baili said...

thanks for such laughter,end was quite surprising and really enjoyed it,
god bless

anilkurup said...

Good to be reminded about the story. Thanks! Can laugh away to health.

Arti said...

Good to end my hectic day with a generous dose of laughter!! Great ending, completely unexpected!
Have a fabulous weekend:)

Chatty Crone said...

That was so funny! lol

Kelly said...

Hahaha!! Not what I was expecting!
:)

Nikki-ann said...

LOL! :)

The Golden Eagle said...

LOL. That was an unexpected ending!

joan said...

very good
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GMR said...

Lol! Too funny! Thanks for the smile.

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

haha! very, very good!
lol!

big hugs!
betty xx

p.s. thanks SO much for your lovely comment/comments on my blog.
It means the absolute world.
really appreciated!!

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

LOL! Poor turtles. I need to make them all a sandwich. :)

BookQuoter said...

From one turtle post to another, how cool is that. (Bev from Reader's Block has a turtle on her Saturday snapshot.
Cute!

Misha said...

Lol Good one!
Thank you for sharing :)

purplume said...

ho ho ho, good one. XD