20 Aug 2016


A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back.
The farmer says, "How many?"
The dog says, "Forty."
The farmer is surprised and says, "How can there be forty, I only bought thirty-eight?!"
The dog says, "I rounded them up."

Working in a warehouse, I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with the six metre roll of bubble-wrap.
Just pop it in the corner, he said.
It took me four hours.


John McElveen said...

LOLOLOL! Love you!

Brian Joseph said...

Have a very happy Saturday Tracy!

Kelly said...

Hahaha! I especially liked the first. :D

Hope you're smiling today, too.

Shooting Stars Mag said...

HAH! I hadn't heard these before - love it.

Hope you're having a great Saturday.

Suko said...

New to me as well! Thanks for sharing these jokes!

Lindsay said...

These are both lovely Tracy! Thank you for making me laugh. Hope you had a good weekend. x

Literary Feline said...

There's just something about bubble-wrap. :-)