13 Jul 2015

OF SNAILS AND SKINNYDIPPERS.

PLEASE NOTE whilst I try to keep Media Monday family friendly some of the newspaper featured do have links to articles of a more adult nature. TT

Funniest image of the week (please be sure to check it out) ...

Having spotted the mysterious image of a Gremlin in their baby scan expectant parents from Liverpool have decided to give their unborn child the nickname Gizmo.

A sleep-walker myself .....


A woman from Somerset sleep-walked more than half a mile from her home into the sea, only waking when she tasted sea salt in her mouth and felt the cold waves crashing against her.

A section of a Devon beach has been cordoned off after a huge crater opened up and shot snails into the sky

The mystery of what  had happened to the missing clothes of Skinnydippers at a Scottish beauty spot was solved when a gamekeeper chanced upon the nest of a pair of red kites only to find it full of the swimmers socks and underwear.

Whoops!

Jersey's sports minister has apologised for a 'school boy error' that wasted around £1,000 of tax payers' money after he mistakenly flew to BUDAPEST instead of Bucharest.  

And talking of government officials ...

A Conservative politician was left stunned when a Welsh government official replied to his question about UFOs .... in Klingon.


11 comments:

Kelly said...

I'm not sure I would ever have seen the gremlin if it hadn't been pointed out. I have enough trouble as is with seeing what I'm supposed to in those ultrasounds.

Absolutely cringing at the thought of those snails raining down on me. Ugh!

Without a doubt, my favorite story this time is the Klingon response. Brilliant!

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

Don't all sonograms look like gremlins? LOL

Oh and Klingon! That would have been priceless!

LL Cool Joe said...

The shooting snail story cracked me up. :D Only a newspaper like the Mirror would cover that kind of story! :D

New Release Books said...

Yes, all sonograms look like a wizard or a gremlin!

Alexia561 said...

I agree with the others that all baby sonograms look like gremlins to me! And I'm horrified at the thought of snails raining down on my head! Yikes! My favorite is the Klingon response! Too funny!

Suko said...

These stories are too hilarious for words! Thank you for this MM post, Tracy! I always enjoy these entertaining posts.

Brandi Kosiner said...

Sleep walking freaks me out and glad that I haven't ever done it

Romance Reader said...

Snails raining down on the head? ...ugh!

Brian Joseph said...

I am heartened to see that the Welsh government has set an enormously important and positive precedent in the struggle for Klingon liberation.

Lindsay said...

I love the reply in Klingon, rolled my eyes at Bucharest/Budapest, and well done to the red kites!

Gina R said...

My goodness. That's certainly a bout of bad luck in that mix.