Told they could be regarded as modifications much like the spoilers associated with boy racers, a Welsh vicar has been told her insurance could be void after she spent £120 covering her car in messages 'spreading the gospel'.
And talking of boy racers ....
Using their underwear to display speed limit signs and slogans, the residents of Brunton, Somerset, were so fed up of drivers going too fast through their village they decided to employ their knickers and Y-fronts to get them to slow down.
Having rushed 10 strongly smelling boxes to his station and demanded a police sniffer dog be diverted from an urgent a police officer in Staffordshire discovered what he believed to be a stash of drugs was in fact pot-pourri.
Armed police surrounded a Merseyside pub after reports that a man with a firearm had entered the premises only to discover the weapon was not a gun but a folded up walking stick.
Having (mistakenly) received a tax bill of £4,742,354,255 from Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs a Pensioner from Derbyshire was given the option of paying it off at £950million a month.
One of those headlines you couldn't make up if you tried ....
Penguins removed from their Hull aquarium because the icy is too slippy.
A thirty-seven year old shopper from Devon buying a pot of ready prepared fruit claims she was asked for ID because the fruit could ferment and turn into alcohol.