12 Dec 2013


  1. Five-a-day collection operative
  2. Media distribution officer
  3. Highway environmental hygienist
  4. Transparency enhancement facilitator
  5. Talent delivery specialist
  6. Brand champion
  7. Sanitation engineer
  8. Education centre nourishment consultant
  9. Public waste technician
  10. Mobile sustenance facilitator  
  11. Colour distribution technician
  12. Field nourishment consultant
  13. Communication executive
  14. Gastronomical hygiene engineer
  15. Director of First Impressions/Welcoming agent and telephone intermediary
  16. Surround mastering & restoration engineer
  17. Personal and family protection consultant
  18. Vertical transport engineer
  19. Wet leisure assistant
  20. Beverage Dissemination Officer

 Thank you to  Paul, a friend in Human Resources, for bringing these job titles to my attention.

Care to guess what in reality they are?

Answers below (simply hi-light the text) but no sneaky peeping until AFTER you have guessed.
  1. Fruit picker
  2. Paperboy
  3. Road sweeper
  4. Window cleaner
  5. Recruitment agency worker
  6. Sales assistant
  7. Bin man
  8. Dinner lady
  9. Toilet cleaner
  10. Mobile food van worker
  11. Painter and decorator
  12. Waiter/Waitress
  13. Call centre worker
  14. Dish washer
  15. Receptionist/Hotel receptionist
  16. DJ
  17. Sells life insurance
  18. Lift engineer
  19. Swimming pool lifeguard
  20. Bartender
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Suko said...

Super fun, Tracy! I guessed many of them (whew!).

Kelly said...

This was fun! I answered quite a few correctly, but still missed more than I should have.

Brandi Kosiner said...

Such fun. I love the dressed up names

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

I like euphemisms! They are so much fun to guess. Thanks for the game. :D

Claudine G. said...

Reminds me of the Circumlocution Office in Little Dorrit. I'm so glad #11 is a painter. I did like the description of a colour distributor!

Brian Joseph said...

Since a long time ago I was employed in the occupation, I should be putting Gastronomical hygiene engineer on my resume.

Cherie Reich said...

Lot of fun! I knew a few of them too.

Stephanie@Fairday's Blog said...

I only got a few- but I did better as I went along. That is a good sign! So fun to try to figure them out. :) The names we call things!

Betty Manousos said...

this was fun, tracy! i knew a few of them. thanks for the game.

big hugs!

Yvonne@fiction-books said...

Hi Tracy,

What a great post, hubbie an I managed to guess quite a few of them between us, however some of them were more than unbelievable!

It is no wonder that the country is in such a mess!

Thanks for cheering me up after my horrendous Saturday,