For I jest not, today is ........
Just like why does buttered bread always fall buttered side down some things in life just cannot be explained.
Yes, I'm talking about the phenomenon that is the missing sock. You all know what I'm talking about for it is a rare household indeed that can say they have never suffered at the hands of (laughs demoniacally) .......
Yes, it's washday, the machine has just finished the spin-cycle, you open the door and lo-and-behold one of your socks is missing in action/absent without leave.
But fear not for now at least there is a day in which to commemorate all those missing socks, to stand for a moment of silence in memory of all those odd pairs AND perhaps consider .........
- Rounding up all those lonely socks to see if a matching pair can't be made
- Making a sock puppet
- Turning any remaining lone socks into a toy for your furry friends - ideas can be found HERE
- Putting lone socks to use as a duster.
Just don't let those socks have gone missing in vain.