My aunty has been unwell recently. Suffering from hayfever, she then found out she has diabetes. I tried to cheer her up by taking her some flowers and chocolates.
A man walks into a bar - Ouch.
Breaking News from Hd... (Not a joke)
The wheel's come off... Executing a particulalrly hairy U-turn this morning in the Longbenton F1, outside the paper shop, Tracy had that sinking feeling as she suddenly listed to one-side. Yes, Madge had suffered the serious indignity of parting company with her left wheel. Many thanks to Ronnie Brown for sparing Tracys blushes and giving her a lift home whilst I retraced our steps to find Tracys, sorry Madges loose screw. Thanks also to Bob, who on suggesting that an empty wheelchair indicated that I had forgotten something, then found the offending article.