15 Sept 2011

YUM OR YUK?

The Jiuhua plantation in Gushi is advertising for 10 tea pickers - with specific qualities. They have to be female virgins with at least a c-cup bra size and willing to do the picking using only their mouths. The combination of virginity and curviness is believed to promote the tea's properties of well-being and purity.


Chicken farmers in Dongyang City are hoping to find an export market for their local delicacy - eggs boiled in schoolboys' urine. They describe their product as 'the taste of spring' and claim it counters drowsiness and heatstroke. apparently, for the perfect recipe, the boys should be under the age of 10.

12 comments:

anilkurup59 said...

The first one should I call it a strange perversion in a Tea- cup.
And the second an outlandish cuisine?

Kelly said...

A "you've got to be kidding me!" on the first and a firm "yuk" on the second.

Gina said...

O_O Okay, it's a good thing my being under the weather today is only a sore throat. Had I had an upset stomach...let's just say typing this response would have been a challenge. Crazy stuff...

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

The first one makes me laugh. The second one... EWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww! :P

Golden Eagle said...

Both are a bit disturbing, and the second gets a definite YUK from me. :P

Carol said...

I thought you was going to tell us these were made up...but you couldn't make those up!

carol

Suko said...

Yuk and Yukker!

chitra said...

New products for the Modern world. I am sure their will be takers.

am quite engaged with my exhibition preparation hence not regular here. Shall be away for abt 10 days. Hope everything works well.

My Gallery of Worlds said...

The first one...doesn't surprise me (perverts) the second one...Ewwwww ;o

R. Ramesh said...

wow what a gr8 idea...people who sell it should use it..not others..

The Bookworm said...

ewwww to both! and that first one is technically job discrimination! lol

Mamakucingbooks said...

*faint* yuk! not in a million years!