AUTOPSY TABLE STOLEN. An autopsy table, defibrillators, a security camera, a toilet seat and a car park ticket machine were just some of the items reported stolen by hospitals in Kent and Sussex.- BBC News (06/06/2011)
And talking of burglars ....
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.*
SCARY INFLATABLE MOOSE INVENTED.
Too much information?
COUPLE TWITTER ABOUT HOME BIRTH. A couple from Cardiff have shared the home birth of their baby girl with a running commentary on Twitter.
Mary Wycherley and her partner Martin Carr were followed by thousands worldwide on the social network throughout the nine-hour labour. - BBC News (08/06/2011)
You don't say, Leicester City Council admits it is ....
UNPREPARED FOR A ZOMBIE ATTACK. A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor. - BBC News (10/06/2011)
Very eccentric and very, very rich but would you fight over the Lord Of Bath (pictured below)?
WIFELET OF BATH ARRESTED. A women suffered a suspected broken nose in a vicious fight over who would "sleep with the peer” that evening at 18th century Longleat House, a source said. Lord Bath, 79,who has been described as the country’s most eccentric aristocrat, had apparently already retired for the evening, saying ‘You sort it out, I’m going to bed’.” - Richard Savill, The Telegraph (11/06/2011)
0uch!!!! This has got to hurt .....
CORSET PIERCING CRAZE HITS NORTH EAST OF ENGLAND. FORGET tattoos, belly button rings and ear lobe stretching - the latest craze in the name of beauty is corset piercing. The weirdest fad of body modification sweeping the North involves sticking metal hoops into the skin by hand – and then threading them with ribbon to create a corset effect. - Emma King, The Sunday Sun (12/06/2011)
And to end with, two cute animal stories.
MIKHAIL, THE AMAZING YOGA BEAR. Mikhail the amazing yoga bear - who astonishes visitors every day with his incredible stretching routine. Sitting firmly on the ground, the huge grinning grizzly thrusts out his legs one at a time - just like a 'boat pose' in yoga. - Lee Moran, The Mail (10/06/2011)
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER. Some have been orphaned when their parents were killed, others may have fallen from their nests but now these ten tawny owls are a family at last.
Lined up in a row, they are pictured at St Tiggywinkles wildlife hospital which has carefully gathered up the birds over the last few weeks. - The Mail (10/06/2011)
PLEASE NOTE: Wherever possible I will endeavour to bring you the links to articles I have used in my Media Monday posts but this is not always possible.