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29 May 2011
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS THREE PINTS.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies "Well now, I have two brothers, one is in America and the other in Australia and here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together"
The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints, drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in and orders just two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round, The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine!
Tis me, .................. I've quit drinking!"