29 Apr 2011

WITH THIS TAT WE THEE REMEMBER.

WILLS AND KATE.


Over the last few weeks I've brought you all manner of royal wedding memorabilia from condoms to sick bags to mugs featuring the image of the wrong prince. Today being the day I thought I'd post some more of the tacky wonderful souvenirs on offer.


For him and for her - PRINCE AND PRINCESS FRAGRANCES.


Sick of your Barbie doll, outgrown Sindy? How about ..........

A KATE MIDDLETON DOLL? The grinning figure, complete with glossy mane of brown hair and distinctive fascinator headwear just like Kate’s, has gone on sale at Hamleys, the London toy store.
In need of a cuppa?


KATEA TEA BAGS featuring pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The pairs 'arms' hang over the edge of the cup.

And just the thing to dip in your tea .......

A BISCUIT TIN complete with 16 handmade biscuits.

Fancy something stronger? How about ......

KISS ME KATE BEER? A pale beer, elegant, tasteful and British to the core.

OR ..........

ROYAL VIRILITY PERFORMANCE BEER - The limited-edition beverage has been rustled up using 'various well-known aphrodisiacs', according to its manufacturer.
Now for something to read .......


Or how about ......... 

WILL AND KATE'S BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING. Kate takes Princesses Bea and Eugenie on a sequin-studded hen do, check out Prince Philip's tattoos and read abot Harry's love of bare-knuckle boxing - The Book People,

Too intelluctual?

You could always try the WILLIAM AND KATE DRESS-UP DOLLY BOOK.

OR ..........

My favourite ............

Somewhere to keep that Kiss Me Kate beer cool ....

THE PRINCE WILLIAM/KATE MIDDLETON FRIDGE.


23 comments:

joemmama said...

I still drink from my Charles and Diana coffee cup....I need to shop for the new couple. I love the hats! I am wearing a very large peach garden hat, with flowers and lace.I would fit right in!!

joemmama said...

He is so handsome in his red uniform...it makes me wish I was 40 years younger.

(Diane) Bibliophile By the Sea said...

I'm watching the ceremony right now. Very beautiful event.

Misha said...

I almost forgot about the wedding!
William and Kate Dress up Dolly book! lol

Mary said...

Love the video, haha. Doesn't Kate make a beautiful bride?

Nina said...

WOw, obsessed much? lol.

Kelly said...

Geez, they come up with everything, don't they!?!

The teabags are kind of clever. A bit tacky, but clever.

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

Hee hee... hope you have fun. Also, hope the beer tastes good. ;)

Suko said...

Super fun post, Petty!

We got up very, very early to watch the royal wedding. It was elegant and memorable.

A said...

Very funny post PW. We watched the wedding too....:))))

tattytiara said...

Well you certainly have to admire the inventiveness, but then you'd have to be clever to stand out in such a competitive niche. Those teabags are genuinely cute.

Stranger said...

Interesting post. I watched the ceremony and it was so beautiful. She has slimmed a lot and she looked so pretty in that dress...

About the memorabilia, I will go for that "Kiss me Kate" beer... ;)

naida said...

love it! I'm a sucker for cheesey souveniers. I watched the wedding too, which was great.

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

obviously I watched the wedding, too.

the ceremony was gorgeous...what a beautiful couple!

thanks for this funny post, Tracy!!

hope you're having a great weekend!

big hugs!

betty xx

Jenners said...

Oh man... That is is some really tacky stuff! I loved her dress but not the veil. And I love the princes in their uniforms. Kate looked so beautiful and composed. I hope they are happy together.

iamjen said...

wow thanks for sharing these! im so into this wedding, kept on checking the internet for updates lol I will be watching the wedding tonight. a replay because I wasnt able to watch it last Friday - i was at work. I also heard from my colleagues in UK that its holiday there from 29 Apr to 2 MAy. Coool! Wish i was able to watch it live!

Arti said...

Interesting! I too loved the fridge though I am not too sure I would love to have both of them staring at me continuously while I am in the kitchen.. lol!

chitra said...

I also saw the ceremony and I loved the video you shared.

Short Poems said...

Very beautiful event :)

Sheila (Bookjourney) said...

Oh this is so fantastic... now what to choose.... do I want the dress up dolls..... perhaps.... or am I leaning more towards the tea bags which really are quite lovely and I do like tea.... :)

Alexia561 said...

Ohhhh, paper dolls! Love 'em! :)

Su said...

These all crack me up! Mind you, I still have the Hello magazine from Edward & Sophie's wedding, so if I were on the correct side of the pond no doubt I'd add to my collection.

And I could never drink tea that had either William or Kate sitting in it.

Stranger said...

Just now watched Wills and KAte video... Hilarious..