8 Apr 2011

HEALTH AND SAFETY?

Scantily clad prostitutes working on the roadside outside Els Alamus, Catalonia have been ordered by police to wear reflective vests to prevent them from distracting motorists and causing accidents.

  Warwickshire county council has launched a scheme telling the over-fifties how to wear slippers safely. They advise having the right size and using ones with a grip on the soles to avoid falls.

Following a series of road accidents, the mayor of Pecica, Romania, has installed new street signs alerting motorists to drunks crossing the road. The Triangular signs picture a man crawling on all fours, clutching a bottle, with the warning, Attention - drunks.
Health minister Jose Temporao has come up with his own solution to his country's growing high blood pressure problem. he's advising citizens to get a good cardiovascular workout - by making love more often.

15 comments:

A said...

Always interesting material. Last one is so funny

Nina said...

Well isn't that the best advice ever! lol.

Misha said...

Lol. Thanks for sharing these interesting tidbits :D

Dizzy C said...

These were a good laugh for a Friday.
Enjoy ur weekend, Tracy.

carol

naida said...

lol! especially about the Attention - drunks sign!

Alyce said...

Those were all fun! I love unusual crossing signs. Out on the country road that I grew up on there were signs for cows, chickens, deer and even one for ducklings (there were a lot of farms).

dr.antony said...

Which is the easiest route to Catalonia?

Suko said...

Funny post! I love the layout of these flags.

Stranger said...

Cool...I like the last one the best..

Kelly said...

These are so funny!! I especially like #1 and #3!

NRIGirl said...

Love the new style with the flags Petty.

I must add the 'horrible warning' lady passes on the message perfectly...

Jenners said...

I can justs imagine the types of outfitsnthey might make out of reflective vest material.

Melissa (Books and Things) said...

Great advice... lol

chitra said...

Last one best. Hope it will help many

purplume said...

drunk crossing -- oh my, too funny.