Hmm, not too sure about just how serious this test it - not very, if all - but it was kind of fun to do even if my results said ..........
Sickness Quotient: 62%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 62% is a little worriesome.
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.
Job Performance and Attitude
You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.