- It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.
- Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls* against my fence.
- I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
- My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
- Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
- I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
- Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
- Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it..
- I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
- This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.
- I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob** off.
And talking about writing the silliest of things Christina Lee posts about this fun sounding new meme, WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? Hosted by blogger Laurie, the idea being you collect the best and funniest FaceBook status updates and Twitter Tweets and post them on your blog. Simply click on the link for more details and to see Christina's choices.
15 comments:
*gasps in horror* Those are from actual letters?! hahaha
ROFL!
I had to send the link to my son (horrible mother, I know, but he is almost thirty).
Oh my gosh..people actually wrote like that. It's so funny..hahahahha...good way to start my morning though.
Amazing.
BH
So funny. It pays to re-read before sending letters LOL
carol
Very funny. Enjoyed all of them...I am sure we have people like them all over world.
I like the poo one best. It appeals the most to my humorous side.
Too funny! Now I can't help wondering how and why so many people are breaking their lavatory seats???
What is with the lavatories there? They seem to keep breaking!
That's some hilarious stuff right there. Definitely put a smile on my face today. :)
These are hilarious! I literally burst out laughing on a couple of them. (which always makes my dogs look at me like I'm crazy)
Petty, I was going to say, "these are hilarious", but someone else already has. Thanks for making me laugh. You always find the funniest items to post. :)
Hee hee, that was a lot of inappropriate giggling I just did.
Hysterical! Nothing is stranger than the truth!
~Bonnie
ROTFL! -tear- You gotta love how some thing sound when taken out of context. Thanks for the laugh!
Oh dear ... some of these folks need some serious help!
That was interesting.
We had a priest,our bursar who always used to give us advices.From the fourth floor of the college,some students would spit on to the ground below.So he advised us," My dear boys,don't do that.'Understanding people' will suffer"
What he meant was those who were standing on the ground!
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