MAN JOKES.

Isn't it strange how some people can get away with saying certain things to you without any offence being taken and yet if another person was to say similar you may well be offended by what they had to say. Well! I kind of like feel like this about these jokes.

A little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, Dad, I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who has been married for 25 years."


Woefully shaking his head, the dad replies, "Never mind son. Maybe next time you'll get a talking part."

A man wakes up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. He goes down stairs and sees his wife lying face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing. He panics, he does not know what to do ....... then he remembers, McDonalds serve breakfast until 10.30.

Thanks for those Paul, Perhaps I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

Not had enough yet? Need to hear more jokes? I have just the thing ....... Go visit BETTY for yet another post that will have you smiling/laughing/groaning (delete as applicable).