25 Sep 2010

MAN JOKES.

Isn't it strange how some people can get away with saying certain things to you without any offence being taken and yet if another person was to say similar you may well be offended by what they had to say. Well! I kind of like feel like this about these jokes.



A little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, Dad, I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who has been married for 25 years."


Woefully shaking his head, the dad replies, "Never mind son. Maybe next time you'll get a talking part."



A man wakes up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. He goes down stairs and sees his wife lying face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing. He panics, he does not know what to do ....... then he remembers, McDonalds serve breakfast until 10.30.

Thanks for those Paul, Perhaps I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

Not had enough yet? Need to hear more jokes? I have just the thing ....... Go visit BETTY for yet another post that will have you smiling/laughing/groaning (delete as applicable).

18 comments:

Betty Manousos @ CUT AND DRY said...

Hey Tracy, thanks for the morning laugh! hahaha!!
Those were too funny!

Hope you're having a great weekend!

Big hugs!

B xx

Arti said...

Hilarious!
Thanks for the smile on my face:)

Vince said...

Husband to wife after five years and three kids, tosses a non s'.
'I'm sorta rattling about in there these days'. W to H, pointing to her six month olds head, 'what the heck do you expect'.
Vastly bemused, the H looks at the kids head wondering what it has to do with his new office space.

Darlyn said...

LoL! That is funny! McDonalds is cosidered his life saver? LOL!

chitra said...

Very good jokes!!!.

Kelly said...

I have no problem laughing at these!

SG said...

Very funny. And, you are right. We get different reactions for the same words from 2 different persons. An elderly lady will smile if her daughter asks her to shut up. She will be furious if the same words came from her daughter-in-law.

Suko said...

Thanks for making me laugh, Petty! :D

Manav said...

Ha Ha Ha...

Oddyoddyo13 said...

LoL! Surprising? No, not really. Funny? Yeah!

Christiejolu said...

LOL! Funny! Thanks for your encouraging comments..They meant a lot...

Alison said...

Ha Ha Ha! So true.

purplume said...

My husband is 5 years younger than me. One of his friends once told the joke. Why is an older woman like a cow pie?
The older they are, the easier to pick up.
I felt offended UNTIL
I learned that his wife is 10 years older than him. Then I could laugh.

Kristina Barnes♥ said...

Hahaha, I especially loved the first one! Hilarious! xD

StarTraci said...

Too funny -- thanks for the laughs, friend! Have a happy, happy weekend!

:-)
Traci

Alexia561 said...

McDonalds? *groan* :)

Dorte H said...

I laughed too :D

GMR said...

LOL. So the first one I got...the second took me a second to get over the shock in his reaction. It really is all about how something is said and by whom. Thanks for the smile!